Jack the Ripper Walks offer a fantastic Jack the Ripper Tour around the streets that Jack the Ripper murdered, where his victims were left to die and where the suspects lived. They make these scary murder stories into a fun and factual tour, sure to interest and amaze.
Meanwhile, I thought we’d look at some Jack the Ripper jokes, to make you smile!
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?
A: The same middle name
Q: What fish terrorizes the sea bed?
A: Jack the Kipper
Joe was complaining to his friend Jack the Ripper, “I had it all – money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman… then, poof! It was all gone!” “What happened?” asked Jack the Ripper. “My wife found out…”
A Journalist is interviewing a man on his 100th Birthday
“So Grampa Jacky, today you’re celebrating your 100th Birthday, How have you managed to live for so long?”
Grampa Jacky replies that he feels that the main reason he has lived so long is because the police never managed to catch Jack the Ripper
Jack the Rippers credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Jack the Ripper meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,
“Okay, give me ten million pounds and beat me till I’m half dead.”
Jack the Ripper came home drunk one night, it was 3am in the morning and he was greeted by his girlfriend waiting in the entrance hall with a broom in her hand.
Jack asks “What’s going on woman? Are you cleaning the house or have you decided to fly away?”
Jack The Ripper says to his girlfriend: You remind me of the sea.
Jacks’ Girlfriend replies: Because I’m wild romantic and reckless?
Jack The Ripper Answers: No because you make me sick!
And you know what, Jack the Ripper liked a joke too; just see the following, its part of a letter he sent to the police;
“The police now reckon my work a practical joke well well Jacky’s a very practical joker ha ha Keep this back till three are wiped out and you can show the cold meat”
I think I prefer my jokes to be honest!!!